Thursday, November 8, 2007

Mickey Rourke Arrested For DUI!

Mickey Rourke DUI Arrest Mugshot

Here's Mickey Rourke's lovely mugshot of his DUI arrest. I fucking love the guy - Not only did he give up being a big Hollywood star to become a boxer, not only is he terrific actor and genuinely nice person - He got pulled over for driving drunk ON A SCOOTER! Damn it, Mickey Rourke, you're setting a new standard for cool that I can never possibly live up to! Seriously, I hope you get your shit straight soon Mickey and return to acting. I actually have a good feeling about you making an amazing Hollywood comeback over the next couple of years.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Britney Spears Shaves Her Head Bald!

Britney Spears shaves her head bald

It's official - Britney Spears is having a horrifying celebrity freakout! I'm not sure what kind of drugs she's currently using but they must be good because Britney just waltzed into a saloon in LA and gleefully shaved her head! Amazing! Horrifying! Absolutely positively fucking hideous! For your viewing pleasure - the beauty of Britney Spears bald:

Britney Spears bald